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Mel-o-dy 121 (B), April 1965
B-side of All The Good Times Are Gone
(Written by Howard Hausey)
Briefly confusing intro aside – sparse, echoing Japanese drums and bells which (for a couple of seconds) had me hoping in vain this might be interesting – the final Mel-o-dy Records B-side we’ll ever cover here on Motown Junkies manages to live right down to expectations. Indeed, so bad is The Great Titanic that it somehow damages the label’s reputation even further, something I didn’t think was even physically possible. But this isn’t just a load of absolute irritating nonsense, it’s a load of absolute irritating nonsense in phenomenally appalling taste.
This is a jaunty, bouncy, good-time country number, where Howard and his pals gather round the pie-anna with their fiddles and banjos for a hand-clappin’, tambourine-shakin’ singalong, telling the story of the sinking of the RMS Titanic through song.
Yeah, you read that right.
Even without the eye-poppingly poor taste – and honestly, The Great Titanic could scarcely have been any more shockingly crass – this would still be a terrible record. For starters, Howard Crockett is quite unable to decide what he’s trying to do here; he veers between singing in a low-rent Johnny Cash impression and just reciting the lyrics in a would-be sombre spoken word intonation, and can’t make up his mind, resulting in a messy and uneven delivery that trips him up eight or nine times.
The song itself is similarly mired in no-man’s-land, the chorus a full-on upbeat affair, the choir chanting with barely-disguised glee: And the great Titanic went down, went down! The great Titanic went down! She was the biggest ship that had ever been built, but the great Titanic went down!, followed each time by another upward key change, each one jauntier and less appropriate than the last. But the lyrics… Jesus, the lyrics.
Crockett spends the record’s entire running time veering between a flat recitation of some of the known historical details of the ship’s last night, and a sensationalist account for ghoulish rubberneckers looking for illicit thrills and religious satisfaction that God’s will has been done. Bizarrely enough, and perhaps most offensively of all, considering Crockett is a man who’s spent his entire Motown career trying to cheaply win tears from his audience over the most mawkish, trite and sentimental faux-country platitudes, a man who once welled up with fake sobs (in a song written by someone else, no less) over his character’s father having grey hair, there’s not a single trace of sympathy or emotion as he recounts the horrific deaths of 1,513 people.
(Indeed, if anything, he sounds faintly amused, as though Captain Smith’s (supposed) hubris meant that the victims got what was coming to them, as though this is a morality tale about the sin of pride and what happens when you get too big for your boots. 1,513. Well I’ve got another number for you, Howard.)
Appalling on pretty much every level, this is one of the worst Motown records of all time – a fitting way, perhaps, to close out the history of one of Motown’s least-loved labels.
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Ed Pauli said:
Well..put it this way—–this was a tax write off for all the good Motown snigles that came out that year.
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The Nixon Administration said:
I don’t know about tax, but maybe there was a karmic debt that needed to be repaid, as though the price the universe demanded for “Nowhere To Run” was the continued career of Howard Crockett.
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144man said:
How ironic that Motown could issue such drivel as “The Great Titanic went down, went down”, then fail to release the Velvelettes’ “Save Me (My Ship of Love Is Sinking)”!
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144man said:
Which leads nicely onto the next review…
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Ed Pauli said:
There is still an unissued Dorsey Burnette single coming up
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The Nixon Administration said:
On VIP, yes, although to my mind it’s more MOR/pop than country, in so far as such genre labels are helpful.
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Randy Brown said:
Crap, even the BASSIST is off the dang mark.
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The Nixon Administration said:
(EDIT: I had posted a rather angry rant about this record here in agreement with Randy, which explains the following two comments… but it’s probably best I didn’t say that, on reflection.)
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144man said:
Too soon?
Is “The Spanish Armada went down” acceptable?
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The Nixon Administration said:
A good question. I think, if there are people still alive who lost their families in a tragedy – as there certainly were in1965, just over fifty years later – then it’s automatically “too soon”. I’m no shrinking violet, but there are just some things I don’t think are ever fertile ground for bouncy quasi-comedy records. But that might just be me.
In any event, as I said in the review and as Randy’s alluded to, the appalling taste is just one of the many things that went spectacularly wrong with this record. It just happened to push my buttons.
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Robb Klein said:
It’s similar to making jokes about the “starving Ethiopians” or jokes about “The Holocaust” or “The Spanish Inquisition”. Only Mel Brooks or Monty Python’s flying Circus would have the nerve to make jokes about the latter two subjects.
I grew up in a house full of Holocaust survivors , and half of my family was exterminated by The Nazis. So, I have empathy for the people alive who lost kin in this disaster. As to The Spanish inquisition, I resent greatly what so-called Spanish Christians did to my forefathers in the name of “God”, even though it happened half a millenium ago. I grew up being jumped and beat up by Ukranians for being Jewish, and seeing swastikas on walls (and “Jews Get Out!”) -and that was in Canada (which was a heck of a lot less racist than USA). There were beaches in Indiana which had signs: “No dogs, No Jews, No Nig_ _ _ _!” So, making fun of that scenario of hatred gives me mixed emotions, at best.
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Robb Klein said:
1588? Too recent! Now, if you had used “The Divine Wind” (1194) sinking of The Mongol/Chinese Fleet in The Sea of Japan, that MIGHT have been okay.
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